"Wanna see me bean that clown with a golfball?"'
— Millie Coulro
Description[]
Millie Coulro is a short, sassy character the player meets in the Courtyard.
She has medium-length red hair, a tan striped shirt, and green striped pants. She wears a hat with the letter "P" on it. She claims to be various ages (ranging from 2 to 12 years) and is very aggressive. Her mom taught her to play golf, a skill she uses to harass Ronbo.
Quotes[]
- (When shown Nat's photo) "I want to be like her.. But every time I try to talk to her she flips me off!! She should know better than to bully a 2 year old!!!"
- (When shown Putunia's photo) "PUTUNIA!! She's the realest one here. She loves violence just as much as ME!"
- (When shown Ronbo's photo) "UGH!! I don't want to look at him more than I already have to!"
- (When punched) "PUT EM UP, PANSY!!... It's a flower, idiot. Do you get the joke?"
- (When nodding) "Prolly not. I'm funnier than you and I'm like 6."
- (When shaking) "I bet."
- (When shown the Megaphone) "Shut it off, freak!!"
- (When given a Kiss) "EW! I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, FREAK!! IT'S GOING STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH. I ain't gonna huck lips at NO-BODY, you HEAR. I DON'T WANT COOTIES!!! AND I'M LIKE 6!!!! If you're not careful, you're next in line to catch a golf ball in the eye."
- (When shown the Superhero Painting) "Cartoons are for BABIES. And I'm no baby. I'm like 9."
- (When shown the Werewolf Painting) "Something about this feels HIGHLY ILLEGAL!"
- (When shown the Floral Painting) "UGH! Get out of here with your SILLY FLOWERS, twerp!"
Trivia[]
- Millie's last name refers to Coulrophobia, or a fear of clowns; this is why she hates Ronbo.
- Millie introduces SnapCube's playthrough of Smile For Me in the epilogue.
- Millie's email is <killerclownzz@slappin.bspace>, and she appears when progress=18
Gallery[]
Millie's photo
Sad
Swinging club
Happy
Collage
Millie in a steam trading card
Millie's physical trading card
The back of Millie's trading card, written by Trevor
| Habiticians |
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| Flower Kid - Dr. Habit - Dallas Smuth - Borbra Luddington - Gerry Podunk - Gillis Soco - Jerafina Tabouli - Jimothan Botch - Kamal Bora - Lulia Fame - Marv Truncler - Millie Coulro - Mirphy Fotoparat - Nat Vancey - Questionette - Parsley Botch - Putunia Mollar - Randy Hapukurk - Ronbo - Tiff Webber - Tim Tam - Trencil Varnnia - Trevor Garbo - Wallus Breadbear |